It has been a few days since the RSHL rosters have been opened, and already there are plenty of roster moves going on behind the scenes. Looks can be deceiving, and even though there are only a few rosters that have opened up, it looks like we may be looking forward to at least a few more teams.
Breakaway
My sources have told me that Breakaway is making a return. This historic franchise will be picking up Kor and Stryke via contract signings, along with Jalrix from Creasers as their main offensive power players, with Anno coming back for his possible last season between the pipes. Coming along with them will also be Cocain and Hot Rodster acting as the teams main defensive pairing. Hot Rod looks to be kicking off that rust during his MSHL games, so this just confirms that what my sources have told me is correct. Along with the names already listed, Cyris looks to be captaining the team, bringing everyone together for one more season.
Seeing the Breakaway franchise continue for another season may bring back some older veterans, but some may be retiring for good:
So I DMed BG/Doobie and they told me that they’re officially done with hz. – Cyris
Creasers
But with Jalrix gone, what happens to Creasers?
Full transparency. I am not sure what my plans are for next season. I love everyone on SHF and I am definitely open to a runback, but I want to see what happens first in the offseason. – Bacon
With Jalrix now no longer on the Creasers roster, and Bacon possibly leaving Schedule Fuckers, its possible Bacon may join the Creasers lineup. But where does that leave Azuline? Will Azuline stay with the Schedule Fuckers, now known as Misfits, or will Azuline continue to skate alongside Bacon? At this point, only time will tell, but my sources tell me that with Jalrix leaving, Creasers may be on the verge of missing this upcoming season. Zanaz is willing to play for another season, but he does not want the role of recruiter. Along with this, Batman has been absent for quite a while now, but recently he has been seen in the zone and is somewhat active once again. Hopefully, Creasers will be back for another competitive season.
Other Information:
The information above regarding upcoming roster changes has been corroborated with multiple sources within the #HZ MEDIA team, however, here is even more key information about possible upcoming roster changes.
True Damage is no more. Revolution has already stated that he is not looking to captain another team for this upcoming season. With Revolution out, there are still a number of other True Damage captains that could possibly take the reigns, but Zayb and Alastria are also confirmed to not be playing for the foreseeable future.
I’m out for next season – Zayb
With Breakaway coming back, Gold will inevitably join the Breakaway roster, and Oldshiat has also already found a new home.
David Seaman may captain a team once again. With Violence and Koufax joining forces to create the worst team name imaginable, David Seaman has his work cut out for him to create a roster that will be as competitive as last years. The good news is, there are plenty of possibly recruits to choose from, including Left Handed Hammer himself, A_Pac.
Admirals may be making a return. My sources have told me that there WILL be a Euro-based team in this upcoming RSHL season, but whether it will be Admirals or a completely new roster, I cannot confirm. However, just be prepared to play a Euro-based team at 4PM or 5PM on a few Saturdays and Sundays, as a Euro-based team is coming back.
Other key players to look out for:
- Vigilanty
- The Boogieman
- A_Pac
- Lawn Dwarf
- Weeze
- Racka
- Dege (and Mrs Dege)
2 responses to “The RSHL Rumor Mill”
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS
why wont these guys join a team already